REES versus OLDFIELD- CLASH OF THE TITANS

 

THE CLASH OF THE TITANS

  

 

 

What a fuckin' outrage! The real 'witch' here (or is it 'housewife' WTF?) is Lisa Oldfield for calling out Victoria Rees. Apparently, Ms Rees asserts that punters from Sydney's west are 'bogans'. Well, guess what? Victoria's correct, demographically speaking. 
 

I'm posting from busy Greystanes and, trust me, this is bogan central. Satellite bogan bunkers include Campbelltown, Penrith, Green Valley, Mt Druitt, Blacktown and there's even a honorary chapter located up north at Patonga.

 

Of course, I count myself as firmly in the clan but to the uninitiated, here's how to recognise a 'bogan' for tagging purposes. Could someone please cue Lisa Oldfield to now sit up and pay attention? 

1. Bogans invariably live to the west of the Goats' Cheese Line that bisects Sydney.
2. 'De rigueur' apparel consists of capri pants (females) and 501s (males).

3. Bogans follow rugby league and the Eels, Tigers and Panthers form a collective of bogan exemplars.

4. Bogans display alarming preoccupations with shopping, eating and lawn maintenance.

5. Bogans like nothing better than being photographed with a partially consumed glass of plonk......... normally white.

6. You know you've encountered a bogan when he/ she says, 'I'm not a bogan.'

7. Education levels have no bearing on boganality and, as a springboard towards a better life somewhere else, they're null and void. To further clarify, bogans can hold diplomas or degrees or be dunces or dunderheads............ it doesn't matter. We're all part of the same sub-group.

 

I trust that this short explanation has been of some assistance to non-bogan punters and that do-gooder, Lisa Oldfield.