WHEN HARRY MET SALLY......OR SOMEONE ELSE
Well, it all starts again in a few days with that semi-regular visit to the House of Windsor. This time it’s for one of those fucked weddings. When Harry met Sally, there was an immediate vibe which has blossomed into true love and paved the way for Saturday’s exchanging of vows. I can hardly wait. Harry has promised that his 2018 vows will be very similar to those uttered by big brother Will when he married Grace in 2011. Of course, those original vows have been tested dramatically since Will and Grace’s wedding. Subsequent sprog generation has resulted in a nest of royal infants who, when assembled, look like something out of a Town and Country fashion shoot from the 1930s. The fact that Princess Bluto hasn’t uttered a sound since her birth some three years ago is also of mounting concern. Sources close to the palace reveal that Will’s eyes are now pointed firmly in the direction of Scary Spice, especially since she’s lost all that weight. And she’s managed t...